Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2017 1:23:41 GMT
"WE STAND WITH SARAH!"
"AGAIN!"
"WE STAND WITH SARAH!"
"LAST TIME!"
"WE STAND WITH SARAH!"
Sarah Selena Lacklan stands before a large group of pre-teens and young adults, each and everyone of the them decked out in some type of Lacklan merchandise. "Please Shit Up" t-shirt, Bleed the World visors, BloodReaver fanny packs, even a few people holding Sidney Grey "I ❤️ TWATS" collectible plates. But each and every one of them wears a black armband on their right arms, the red writing reading "I STAND WITH SARAH."
The Firestarter herself is dressed in her hold high school cheerleader outfit (GOOOoooooooOOOOO VIKINGS!), the blue and white straining somewhat against the muscle she has put on the last year. Up three pounds, baby! She carries a megaphone in her hand and has been leading the Fang Gang in this EPICALLY HONORABLE revolution against UKWF tyranny.
"But that is not all, my dear fans! No no, as I stand before this massive Fang Gang assembly, truly the largest Fang Gang I have EVER seen, I say to you that my battle against Tyranny is not exclusive to the United Kingdom! Nay, I say that this revolution, this Stand Against Tyranny, stretches all across the world! It circumnavigates the globe! It reaches into the hearts of men and women, PROUD men and women, and causes them to say the DUMBEST shit imaginable. I stand here as the leader, the sparker of fires, of a revolution that stands not just against Tyranny...but against complacence! Against basic bitches! Against those who infect our most glorious of sports with personalities worth no more than an occasional hashtag and a set of somewhat decent abs!
"That is right, Fang Gang, I stand against the relentlessness slew of pathetically simple wannabes who belong more in a Abercrombie & Fitch ad than a wrestling ring. Because, once again, I stand before such an imbecile, once again I stand before someone whose moveset, both physical and intellectual, extends to variations on the theme of 'I know you are but what am I?' and 'I am just gonna say stuff without backing it up with facts because Cass Baumer is my hero.' In just a few days, I face off against one of these boring and plain, carbon-copy wastes of space who are as original and effective as a member of a Zerg Rush, a man by the name of Kameron Young. But as we learned today, Mister Young is nothing but one of those Zerg Drones who lack all flavor and variety who lack the reading and visual comprehension to understand the nuance of what I do and say.
"Just this day, Mister Young stated that I say the same thing over and over...but that is where he is wrong! That is where he is simply repeating the Lie of Vegas, the Lie of the Fallen Society, and not listening or watching the world of today! I, Sarah Selena Lacklan, am travelling the world, fighting everyone and everywhere! As I have added moves to my repertoire, as I have added styles and techniques to how I move, I have shone EXTREME and SEVERE diversity in the way I speak and fight, EXTREME and SEVERE diversity in what I say and what I do. You have seen me be serious and silly. Extreme and funny. Hateful and loving. Skin-deep and thorough in my analyses and breakdown of opponents.
"It is a shame...a DEEP SHAME...that the Exalted and Revered Mistress Hardy, truly the greatest and most honorable employer I have yet known in my career, would allow such a witless child to stand before me. First the equally wasteful Wondertwits and now this man of so little flavor that I cannot even give him the courtesy I extend to Mister Morrow, may he make the Reaver to my Blood happy, by calling him Vanilla. Nay, this Mister Young is more akin to an under-ripe honeydew melon: Rind pale of color, flesh without flavor. Unlike myself, the red and black, the ever growing and expanding flavor.
"So let this man play the game of Ryan Callaghan or Nevaeh, let him fight the fight of Stevensen or Bolonga. Let him face the reality that Leinart and Adonis faced: That this Firestarter is no kitten, to fresh meat. This Firestarter...is the Queen of Red!
"Off with their heads!"
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"
"AGAIN!"
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"
"LAST TIME!"
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"
"AGAIN!"
"WE STAND WITH SARAH!"
"LAST TIME!"
"WE STAND WITH SARAH!"
Sarah Selena Lacklan stands before a large group of pre-teens and young adults, each and everyone of the them decked out in some type of Lacklan merchandise. "Please Shit Up" t-shirt, Bleed the World visors, BloodReaver fanny packs, even a few people holding Sidney Grey "I ❤️ TWATS" collectible plates. But each and every one of them wears a black armband on their right arms, the red writing reading "I STAND WITH SARAH."
The Firestarter herself is dressed in her hold high school cheerleader outfit (GOOOoooooooOOOOO VIKINGS!), the blue and white straining somewhat against the muscle she has put on the last year. Up three pounds, baby! She carries a megaphone in her hand and has been leading the Fang Gang in this EPICALLY HONORABLE revolution against UKWF tyranny.
"But that is not all, my dear fans! No no, as I stand before this massive Fang Gang assembly, truly the largest Fang Gang I have EVER seen, I say to you that my battle against Tyranny is not exclusive to the United Kingdom! Nay, I say that this revolution, this Stand Against Tyranny, stretches all across the world! It circumnavigates the globe! It reaches into the hearts of men and women, PROUD men and women, and causes them to say the DUMBEST shit imaginable. I stand here as the leader, the sparker of fires, of a revolution that stands not just against Tyranny...but against complacence! Against basic bitches! Against those who infect our most glorious of sports with personalities worth no more than an occasional hashtag and a set of somewhat decent abs!
"That is right, Fang Gang, I stand against the relentlessness slew of pathetically simple wannabes who belong more in a Abercrombie & Fitch ad than a wrestling ring. Because, once again, I stand before such an imbecile, once again I stand before someone whose moveset, both physical and intellectual, extends to variations on the theme of 'I know you are but what am I?' and 'I am just gonna say stuff without backing it up with facts because Cass Baumer is my hero.' In just a few days, I face off against one of these boring and plain, carbon-copy wastes of space who are as original and effective as a member of a Zerg Rush, a man by the name of Kameron Young. But as we learned today, Mister Young is nothing but one of those Zerg Drones who lack all flavor and variety who lack the reading and visual comprehension to understand the nuance of what I do and say.
"Just this day, Mister Young stated that I say the same thing over and over...but that is where he is wrong! That is where he is simply repeating the Lie of Vegas, the Lie of the Fallen Society, and not listening or watching the world of today! I, Sarah Selena Lacklan, am travelling the world, fighting everyone and everywhere! As I have added moves to my repertoire, as I have added styles and techniques to how I move, I have shone EXTREME and SEVERE diversity in the way I speak and fight, EXTREME and SEVERE diversity in what I say and what I do. You have seen me be serious and silly. Extreme and funny. Hateful and loving. Skin-deep and thorough in my analyses and breakdown of opponents.
"It is a shame...a DEEP SHAME...that the Exalted and Revered Mistress Hardy, truly the greatest and most honorable employer I have yet known in my career, would allow such a witless child to stand before me. First the equally wasteful Wondertwits and now this man of so little flavor that I cannot even give him the courtesy I extend to Mister Morrow, may he make the Reaver to my Blood happy, by calling him Vanilla. Nay, this Mister Young is more akin to an under-ripe honeydew melon: Rind pale of color, flesh without flavor. Unlike myself, the red and black, the ever growing and expanding flavor.
"So let this man play the game of Ryan Callaghan or Nevaeh, let him fight the fight of Stevensen or Bolonga. Let him face the reality that Leinart and Adonis faced: That this Firestarter is no kitten, to fresh meat. This Firestarter...is the Queen of Red!
"Off with their heads!"
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"
"AGAIN!"
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"
"LAST TIME!"
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"