Post by Deleted on May 24, 2017 6:43:31 GMT
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What
A
DAY!
Not ONLY did Mackenzie and I spend all day visiting hospitals in London and spreading joy and Light to everyone affected by the Manchester bombing…
Not ONLY did my “buddy” Edaeya up and disappear on me AGAIN…
Not ONLY did my Beloved ninja her way into Edaeya’s place and let UKWF experience the full effect of Team Kickass...Team Red&Black...Guilty Pleasure 2.0…
Not ONLY did I make some random dude look like a chickenshit little pussy of an internet troll by challenging him to a match after he had dumb shit to say about me and he RAN THE FUCK AWAY…
Not ONLY did Gabe drop TruthBomb after TruthBomb and make EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER freak the fuck out because just about everyone around here CANNOT handle truth…
But I exposed Cassandra Baumer for the piece of shit, fake-ass, all-talk and not fight PUSSY she is.
What? What was that? Are people clutching their pearls and crying out for the Firestarter to be silenced?
Too bad...so sad…
I fight the world, yes? And I will admit, without hiding or running from the truth, that I was not ready for Gregory. I was not ready for Jericho. But I also refuse to stay in the muck and mire of this business, refuse to fight the same people over and over without pushing myself. I refuse to just be some “random blonde,” as some champ in some fed is fond of saying.
I will be MORE.
I will be EVERYTHING.
Reality is this: I challenged Cassandra Baumer to fight me.
One on one.
No gimmicks.
No distractions.
No bullshit.
Anywhere but Fucking Awesome. I have no problems with Fucking Awesome, no issues whatsoever. In my time here, I have been allowed to challenge for a title, face a veteran in Drew Stevenson, face the champion (though a fat load of good THAT did), reconnect with my partner Melissa, and they even hosted the aforementioned match with Jericho. But this battle with Cassandra? It is more than Fucking Awesome. It is more than FSociety and the fallen Inferno Network. It is more than friends, lovers, and associates.
It is about truth and lies.
It is about the truth of Cassandra Baumer and the lies she spills.
It is about how this chickenshit “champion” justifies blatantly lying about any and all members of this business behind the veil of “journalism” when she does not even bother to vet a single story.
Well, unless they are about her, anyway. She’s already admitted to as much!
This woman has pissed off the ENTIRE business. She has caused trouble in relationships, caused friends to squabble and, from what I can tell, severely piss off members of management and ownership within various companies to the point where she “conveniently” ended up having to defend her title in her second match of the night and now her “rematch” for the title is in a three-way-dance with the champion and the champion’s girlfriend.
About that…
We are going to fuck you up, Cassandra. I have told you that since the moment the card was announced, and while you may laugh that off as “another thing” I say that I will do but have not done yet...well...by all means. Laugh it off. Scoff at it. Be edgy. Whatever helps you save face.
But that match?
That match?
Is going to be a 2-on-1 asskicking. And after Mackenzie and I beat you down so bad that you are nothing but a few strands of blonde hair in a pool of blood? One of us will be the hardcore champion. We’ll figure that out. But it certainly will not be you.
Oh! And! Furthermore! About those strands of blonde hair? I was not kidding when I said this...and I should say it again for both posterity and for everyone in the business to know…
I am going to pull out a strand of hair for every lie you have told or propogated using the Baumer Report.
Think about that, dearie.
Every.
Single.
One.
BALD BITCH WALKING!
THAT is reality. THAT is what is going to happen at Dirty Deeds.
But before then?
Or even after?
Fight me.
One on one.
Any fed.
Ladies All Star? Defiant? New Japan Fighting Championship? United Kingdom Wrestling Federation? Hell, I will fucking go to DARC to beat the truth into you.
But you?
You balked.
You walked.
You RAN.
Just like that piece of crap random dude that did not realize that I am no easy meat.
Oh, yes, you had your qualifyer for only when Trump gets indicted. Which is convenient because me MAY NOT, which means the match MAY NOT happen. After all, most of politics is smoke and mirrors.
Just like your career as a wrestler.
Smoke.
Mirrors.
Fantasy.
So, make your jests, Cassandra. Make your edgy comments where someone like Kate Bass may well use one of those mic drop or “OHHHHH!!!!’ gifs. Do what you need to make yourself feel good.
But the reality is that EVERYONE KNOWS that you are exactly what I called you earlier tonight. You are no Gregory. You are no Jericho.
You are just a goddamn pussy.
Soon...very soon...it will be time to put your Big Girl Pants on at Dirty Deeds.
And...Sweet Mother...it will be dirty.
Enjoy a body without broken bones while you can, dearie.
Raise the colors.
Hoist the banner.
The red.
The black.
Gotta burn in that revolution.