Post by Dirk Bentley on May 19, 2017 3:39:28 GMT
Dirk looks over at Summer who is recording him from her IPad while continuing to work out.
“That’s right Bryan, who would have thunk it? You actually got me off my couch and into a gym for our “big” match”
Rolls his eyes
“You’d love to take credit for everything. Isn’t that what narcissist do? They make everything about them? News flash Romeo… It doesn’t. You see Bryan, while you’re off making dick jokes, bringing up one of the most painful times in my mind as if it’s some favorite memory. I’m actually preparing for our match. You know the one that you’ve been all over Twitter bragging how you’re going to show what an inadequate failure I am and make it look so seamless.”
Yawns
“You’ll be surprised to know that there is something that I agree with you on. I’ve discovered that the great Bryan Sweet is better than me.”
Pauses to let that sink in, knowing that Bryan’s ego is in full bloom.
“It’s too bad that they’re all in areas that have no relevance to in ring competition. Congrats Bryan… You’re pretty good at gay humor, with the whole hamsters and cock sucking references? It’s almost like you’ve experimented before. You’re WAYYYY better at making goofy faces and ogling at women. You’re also extremely better at posting pointless gif’s on twitter that don’t mean a fucking thing when stepping into the ring with me. Last but not least, you’re the best at convincing yourself that there’s no way you’re going to nor could lose to Dirk Bentley”
Smiles
“Then again, why should you be. Even though you exaggerate tremendously… We have had what 3 or 4 matches and you’ve been the one to have your hand raised on each occasion. Yet, we forget that I beat the man that beat YOU! Does that make me better than you? Naw, only an arrogant son of a bitch like you would profess such a stupid notion like that. What that does show is that on ANY GIVEN NIGHT… SHIT HAPPENS. So, tell me more Bryan, about how there is NO WAY you can lose this match?”
Stopping and taking a sip of water
“I’m especially a fan of how you bring up past glory and that big dumb ape Restitution. I guess when you haven’t been active in nearly a decade… that’s all you have is past glory. Meanwhile, I give you plenty of fresh things to take shots at. Why? Because it’s in MY blood. It’s what I do. You sit back and talk about “our generation” like we’re some prehistoric animal. For fucks sake man… we’re thirty years old. But, hey kudos to you…”
Golf Claps
“You got what you wanted. What turned out as a friendly challenge you turned once again… ALL ABOUT YOU. You even got me to put my shot against Gavin on the line at a Supershow. So, what happens when I beat you and you don’t make it to Gavin? Are you limping back into obscurity? Oh wait… that’s never going to happen. What happens IF you get by me and Gavin beats you? Knowing you… I’m convinced you don’t believe that can happen either. If we could market your EGO… We’d all be fucking Billionaires.”
Begins to pummel the heavy bag
“It’s nice that you’re concerned about my wellbeing and going to DARC. Judging by the way you described me, I know exactly what you’re picturing and that Dirk has mended. Neither of us are 50 year old men trying to hang onto the spotlight after it’s passed us by. I took Gavin Grimes to the limit in our match and will gladly do it again after I kick your down your throat, causing a blemish in that perfect streak you have going against me.”
Smirks
“Bryan, I’m not foolish enough to guarantee a win against anyone, especially against the likes of you. What I am going to guarantee is this… When that bell rings, you’re not going to get the Dirk Bentley that Tyson got, that came back too soon. I am in the best shape of my career since the Jericho attack. So, IF you beat me I will stand in that ring and shake your hand like a man.”
Shrugs
“My guess is that your ego will not even allow you to do that. You know something though… Working with this new kid Dalton. While he ain’t worth a shit inside the ring yet. He does have a promising music career. I heard him playing a little bit of something
“Now brother I don’t mind, I’ll be glad to stomp your ass.
But if both of us walk out that door, one of us ain’t comin’ back”
“How about next time… We just Take It Outside”