Post by Cass Baumer on Mar 15, 2017 6:51:56 GMT
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The one day Lacklan decides to make some semblance of sense, Cali-Kate goes and hides all her substance behind video game jargon that ninety percent of the demographic doesn't understand one hundred percent of the way. I suppose it's my fault. If I hadn't let my own metaphor get away from me, you wouldn't have extended it like you did, so allow me to back up and speak plainly for anyone still paying attention:I've watched you compete in other federations, Cali-Kate. Specifically, I watched your lackluster performance at the backend of VOW and I watched you consistently alienating the fuck out of Destiny Cornett. It's all on Twitter. Hell, five days ago - March 10th - the two of you got into a public argument and you ended up sleeping on the couch 'cause of her nonsensical jealousy.You are the people you associate with, but shit. I thought you were a pillar of goodness, a beacon of hope, a Jedi among Sith, but you're just like the rest of us. You're constantly proving yourself to everyone - including your lady friend - and now that you finally lucked out and gained a championship, it's still not enough. You're still pissing her off, and you're still not nearly good enough to get shit done when it really counts.Need I remind you of the match you've had against Shadow Chaos at VOW's PPV Armed & Dangerous? Katalina and Winter gave your ex-partner a concussion and you couldn't even get your revenge. You won on a technicality - a DQ - and then you ended up eating a headbutt at the hands of your goddamn manager!And that was the last image VOW fans had of you. That's our Fuckin' Awesome Hardcore Champion, guys. Pretty pathetic, huh?I can't wait 'til Destiny finally decides to headbutt you too. Seems you have that effect on people.So don't believe the hype that she's some 8-bit gamer girl with these cute little metaphors and these cheeky little video game references as the title of her promos, Don't believe she's this innocent Bambi when her personal life is on social media for you all to see and it's nothing short of tragic.In regards to the upcoming match, "No matter what happens, I'll always be proud of [Kate]. She's done a lot of good by me."Trouble in paradise? Sounds fishy to me. I'd hate to be Kate when she loses the championship, wouldn't you?See what I can get done when I'm not self-pigeonholed to make irrelevant metaphors instead of talking like an actual person?That's called investigative journalism, folks.Oh, did that character assassination hurt? Are you mad that I just pissed on your legacy within the time limit? I do what I have to do, but don't worry. When the match is over, I'll cut you some slack and make sure you have a little less weight to carry around. Sound good to you?