Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2017 12:04:43 GMT
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Cassandra has recently brought up a point that I have decided to place weight upon. Not any of her idiotic and completely fake-ass, bullshit accusations. Sweet Mother...what a wonderful example of #fakenews. No, not any of her dumbass comments, not any of her feckless video game comparisons. No...no...something intuitive.
Why are we in this match? And what does the Inferno Network have to do with it?
The champion is in the match, of course, because she has to be. By definition, she needs to be here to defend, and ultimately lose, the title. No special reason other than her need to be one-and-done as the representative of the division.
The same can be said for Ash. Her loss of the title, especially within the context of her declaration of supremacy and her demand of challengers, is downright embarrassing. While she is an established star and a makes solid money at the gate, the Inferno Network has little use for a woman who proclaims that 2017 will literally be her year yet has shown that she lacks the stamina to dominate barely three months in. I suppose the only reason she is in the match is because she is owned a rematch.
Blake would seem an oddball addition if you are a plebeian. While technically part of the FAW roster, he is really a part of the new Proving Grounds developmental company. His addition to the match is simple: Get eyes on the new product during the no-doubt exciting opening match of the FAW PPV. Clever move, Mister Drayton.
Cassandra, of course, is wholly incorrect on her self assessment of her place in the match. The idea that Miss Valentine, and the Inferno Network, would want her as combination champion and interviewer is ridiculous. Much like my jest about Kate in the third installment of this series, I get that you are 2/3rds reporter, 1/5th wrestlers, 1/17th drummer, and 100% dipshit. I *get* it. And so does the Inferno Network. They would, straight up, be embarrassed to have your ugly mug being such a central figure of the company’s image.
That leaves me. The Inferno Princess.
It must seem mysterious to everyone. Mysterious that all I did was hint at my interest in being a part of the hardcore division of FAW, a transfer from the sister fed, and the management here literally threw out the red carpet. Mysterious that I jumped some dipshit and drove his head straight into the Abyss...ON CAMERA...and did not even receive a harsh comment from management, much less a fine. Mysterious that, in my very first match with the company, I am being given the chance to win the title I have come for.
Mysterious.
Not to me.
Mister Drayton is drooling at the chance of having me represent his company on multiple brands.
The Hardcore, Inferno Princess.
No mystery why I am in this match.
Ride the flames.