Post by Ana Valentine on Feb 14, 2017 0:55:32 GMT
LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS NEVADA
Fucking Awesome Wrestling Presents:
FUCKING AWESOME MONDAY NIGHTS
SEGMENT:
{Lilah Wood is standing in the back in a small interview space. The crew is setting up around her, but the door behind the small area opens, and in walks Coby Quik accompanied by girlfriend Chelsea Payne. He is in street clothes and looks around curiously. The same confused look that is on his face, is also on Chelsea’s as the move up closer to the camera, next to where production is setting up. Lilah notices the duo, and takes a few steps over to them, getting Coby’s attention.}
Lilah Wood: You’re Coby Quik, aren’t you?
{Coby and Chelsea both turn, and take notice of the woman for the first time. The find themselves particularly underdressed for whatever occasion has her looking her best. They both offer smiles, and Coby nods.}
Coby Quik: Yeah…
{Lilah looks over the woman with Coby for a second, and puts together who she is as well.}
Lilah Wood: And you’re Chelsea Payne?
{Chelsea nods, but before she can speak Lilah is already asking another question.}
Lilah Wood: You two weren’t announced as showing up tonight, and I haven’t really heard anything. What brings you to FAW?
{Coby shakes his head, and laughs lightly.}
Coby Quik: I was actually on an airplane last night and someone shot me a message asking me why I wasn’t already here. Why am I bouncing around other places without having stopped in to see what was up here. I honestly didn’t have an answer. So here I am.
{Lilah seems taken aback by the boldness of his action.}
Lliah Wood: Someone asked you to give FAW a look and 24 hours later you are in the building? That’s how easy it is to get you to pop in?
{Coby and Chelsea share a look, having not thought of it that way. It did sound a little silly.}
Coby Quik: I’m not one to disappoint. Not like I have anything going on for a couple weeks. Why spend all that time at home, when I could check out my options in person.
{Coby shrugs, but Lilah was not quite satisfied.}
Lilah Wood: So FAW could be seeing more of you?
{Coby shrugs again, and nods as he starts to walk away.}
Coby Quik: We will see how it goes.
Singles Match
Ellie Stokes v Roman King
Kimberly Humphries: Here with go with the first action of the night as we see Ellie Stokes making her way out to the ring to take on “The Ghetto King” Roman King. Stokes was looking to rebound from that tough loss to Xavier Laroux last show.
Aaron Bass: It’s about time that pop princess had what was coming to her, no one is ever that happy and bubbly all the time! I’m thinking the Ghetto King keeps Ellie in the gutter.
Kimberly Humphries: The action started out with Stokes trying to lock up with the much larger King.
Aaron Bass: Such a stupid approach by Ellie. She gives up over 80 pounds and 8 inches to King, just asking to get her ass kicked again.
Kimberly Humphries: King gives a poke to Ellie’s eye before pushing her into the corner. He then took liberties with repeated shoulders to the midsection of Stokes. The official finally pulled King away but not before a devastating headbutt from King that crumbles Stokes in the corner.
Aaron Bass: Let’s see her get all excited about that!
Kimberly Humphries: King then backed off to set up his Pimp Slap and allowed Stokes to get back to her feet.
Aaron Bass: I hate Ellie but that wasn’t a smart move by King.
Kimberly Humphries: That’s right as Stokes is able to duck the Pimp Slap and comes back with a leveling discus forearm. She was quick to follow that up with a big running senton. But only got a count on the pin.
Aaron Bass: I hate to admit it but Little Miss Bubblegum was able to toss King with an exploder suplex with a surprising burst of power. That set up a big flying lariat from Ellie that still wasn’t enough to finish off the Ghetto King.
Kimberly Humphries: Stokes didn’t miss a beat as she lined up and took down the bigger King with a whiplash inspiring spear. For good measure she nailed her Falling Star frog splash to secure the win to get her back on track with that Showcase Championship shot in her back pocket. Ellie Stokes then slides out of the ring to celebrate her win with the fans at ringside.
Aaron Bass: Impressive win against a much bigger opponent but I still don’t trust that peppy little girl.
SEGMENT:
Aaron Bass: The crowd was all riled up from the previous match but out
of nowhere, a man came out from the curtain and made his way down the ramp. People
wondered who is this unknown walking down to the ring. He entered the ring and
Motioned for a microphone. Once he was handed one, he began speaking.:
Tristen Blake: A lot of you don’t know who I am but you probably
know my cousin by the name of Travis Blake. Yes…..the loud mouth Blake in our
family. Thing is I’m not like him nor do I want to be. You see I’ve traveled
the world, seen a lot of beautiful sights to clear my head and made me think.
Where am I honestly going with my career? I wanted to be a pro-wrestler but
there weren’t any companies willing to give me a chance. Until now.
{Trisen rubs his chin and continues.}
Tristen Blake: Thing is why am I here in Fucking Awesome
Wrestling to finally break away from my cousin and be my own man. My name is
Tristen Blake and I heard there is a woman who is seeking challengers for The
Hardcore championship so I am making it known. Next week, Ash Scion you and me
need to talk. You need worthy challengers and I’m looking to make a name for
myself here. So come on, I’ll be waiting for your answer.
I will do whatever it takes and challenge anyone who gets in
my way for this match to happen so until then. You all enjoy the rest of the
show and Ash; I’ll be awaiting your answer.
Singles Match
Ash Scion v Maravilla De Oro
Kelly Humphries: Up next we had Ash Scion take on Maravilla; Ash made a statement this week, demanding that fight be brought to her.
Aaron Bass: Scion has driven out every competitor who has looked to take her Championship but tonight we have had one new signing respond to her call, who else will do the same?
Kelly Humphries: And Scion looked to continue her statement tonight, taking the fight right to Maravilla from the offset, taking him down to the mat with a hard forearm and keeping him there, smart with her actions she kept the high flyer grounded with a series of kicks before pulling him up for a snap suplex heard around the arena.
Aaron Bass: Maravilla was quick to his feet though, walking off the impact before coming off the ropes with a flying knee to the gut of Scion, keeping the momentum to bounce off the ropes again with an elbow to the back of the Champs head, driving her off her feet himself.
Kelly Humphries: He followed this up with a dropkick to the knee, going for a cover he just got a two count before Scion kicked out. Maravilla began to argue with the official, tapping his hand three times to accentuate his claims but the official held up two fingers, correcting Maravilla.
Aaron Bass: And Scion took advantage of the distraction, coming up behind Maravilla with a Busaki knee kick, turning his drop into a vertical suplex and going for the cover herself, but only getting a one count before Daisuke leaned in and pulled MAravilla’s foot on the ropes, the official didn’t see the move but Lady Jillian pointed out the foot and Ash clearly looked displeased with this turn of events.
Kelly Humphries: Scion called for Maravilla to get up and nailed him with the Watch It Burn! Dropping down to hook the leg for a cover and this time getting a two count before Maravilla kicked out with real force!
Aaron Bass: Scion went to grab Maravilla by the mask and was met with a punt to the head, causing her to fall back on her ass, grabbing her head as Maravilla jumped to his feet and using the ropes flipped Scion over with a running head scissors! Scooping her up for another two count before Scion kicked out, grabbing Maravilla and tossing him into the turnbuckle with a thud.
Kelly Humphries: But it was all over when Scion took Maravilla out with the RED RUM! RED RUM! RED RUM! Covering Maravilla for the three count to pick up the victory.
INTERVIEW: Lilah Wood Interviews Fucking Showcase Champion Noah Nakamura.
{The cameras cut to a small soundstage, FAW merchandise lines the wall behind the FAW interviewer, Lilah Wood. Dressed in a pair of well faded blue jeans and a white tee with the FAW logo emblazoned across the chest, her long blonde hair hangs loose down her shoulders. She rolls the mic across her palms and bites her bottom lip as she awaits her interviewee. The FAW Showcase Champion, Noah Nakamura walks up, already dressed for action but has on an Anderson Fighting Systems shirt. He smiles a warm smile to Lilah before sitting down with the Showcase Championship draped across his lap.}
Lilah Wood: Thanks for agreeing to this interview on such short notice Noah, kinda funny how I got called unprofessional yet CERTAIN people around here can’t even seem to get their scheduling right, huh?
{She smiles a big fake smile at the camera before looking back at Noah with her eyebrows arched.}
Noah Nakamura: I have no problems coming on here on short notice Lilah. We are all part of the Anderson family. Though I don’t expect you to take it easy on me here because of that.
{He lightly laughs with a small smile.}
Lilah Wood: Good, because I won’t.
{She smiles sweetly at him, clearly teasing a little.]
Lilah Wood: Just don’t cry like Liam kay? Now, you’re usually totally laid back and stuff right? But this week we saw you challenge Chris Night to a match via Twitter - Night sure seemed unwilling to face you though, why do you think that is?
Noah Nakamura: Anyone who has paid attention knows there is history with Night, my girlfriend April Sixx and myself. Sixx broke up with Night to date me and he still harbors resentment over that. I just had enough of him acting out like a child online and harassing my Hush Monkey.
{Lilah genuinely smiles at the comment, before shaking her head.}
Lilah Wood: Don’t be cute, it makes it waaayyy harder to be mean!
{She pokes her tongue out at him before clearing her throat, looking back to the camera for a moment, then to Noah.}
Lilah Wood: Sixx is super nice though, so I can see why you want to jump to her defense, but don’t you think you’re letting personal feelings affect your career right now? Is challenging Chris Night to a match, really a smart career move for you?
{Noah lets a small smile come to his lips.}
Noah Nakamura: Don’t take this as some jumping into something with both feet first. I have paid attention to the career of Chris Night and you don’t need to question me going into this. You should be questioning why Chris can’t be happy with his now wife and needs to keep picking on people he claims to be over. You can only push a man so much before he pushes back. As far as a smart career move? Allow me to be boastful for a moment when I say that I am active and Chris isn’t. I am a current champion and Chris isn’t. So is challenging Chris Night a smart career move? Yeah… It is.
{Lilah grins at him and nods her head.}
Lilah Wood: Do you not think he maybe has some reason to feel this way though? I mean, sure Sixx is great but she DID cheat and it’s not like either of you have ever taken cause for his feelings in regard to Social Media and stuff - maybe Chris is just sick of the sight of it all? Do you really chalk all that up to jealousy?
{Noah shrugs his shoulders. }
Noah Nakamura: Her and I shared a kiss, that was it. Not trying to excuse it but that’s what happened. She also spoke with Chris to clear the air and he told her how she owed him things and that she was a whore. She apologized for it as well, so what else can we do about it? He sent his clowns here and they clipped me and he took credit for it online. He constantly messing with Sixx and talking about how he could end me with a snap of his fingers. I can’t chalk it up to jealousy… Chris Night has a weird obsession with Sixx and I. Her leaving him for me, someone he sees as less than, was a huge shot to his ego. And even though no one cares about the situation anymore, Chris is still out to pad that boo boo to his ego.
{Lilah nods slowly for a moment, before she smiles again and tilts her head.}
Lilah Wood: So, are you saying that Sixx is incapable of fighting her own battles? Why didn’t SHE challenge Night? Are you meaning to imply you’re superior to her in the ring?
{Noah laughs for a moment.}
Noah Nakamura: Nice twist Lilah… But no, I’m not saying that at all. Sixx is actually undefeated in the ring. She is more than capable of taking on great talents. But this is about me seeing her hurt and disrespected over and over again. I love her and I can’t stand for that. Wouldn’t you want Charlie to stand up for you if someone kept coming at you calling you unwarranted things like a ring rat, whore or slut?
{She pulls a face at him with a shrug.}
Lilah Wood: I don’t tend to go around kissing people when I have a boyfriend so Charlie and I? Not relevant… However, what IS relevant is the fact that tonight you are taking on Paz in a handicapped match where you will be teaming with Julian Savell, how do you feel about that?
Noah Nakamura: It’s not something I am looking forward to, to be honest. I have made a stance to not be a puppet for someone’s own agenda. But I’m also not going to cheat the fans out of a match that they are looking forward to seeing. I’m not going to go out of my way to double team Paz in the match or use any dirty tactics that people would expect to see in a two on one match. I’m going to go out there and have the best match that I can.
{Lilah rolls her eyes and mimics a snoring sound.}
Lilah Wood: You get the whole point of this match IS to double team, right? Like, how are you being the best you can be and giving a show to the fans if you’re going to make this thing a snorefest?
Noah Nakamura: You think a match with Julian Savell, Paz Guevara and myself would be a snorefest? I’m not here to punish people, I am here to honor my father, family and do the best I can. Double teaming and beating down Paz doesn’t do any of those.
{She wrinkles her nose up a little.}
Lilah Wood: It would be Fucking Awesome! Though, I mean… Come on, it’s Paz… You KNOW you want to smack that smug little smirk off her face…
{Noah chuckles.}
Noah Nakamura: I have no issues with Paz other than she is across from me in the ring tonight.
{Lilah dramatically yawns at Noah and shakes her head.}
Lilah Wood: I hope you’re livelier than this in the ring Noah, you’re kind of a drag to interview… No offense!
{She smiles at him sweetly, before she lets out a sigh and rolls the mic across her palms.}
Lilah Wood: Since winning the Fucking Showcase Championship, you haven’t had much opportunity to really show off what you can do in the ring, are you hoping to change that soon?
Noah Nakamura: Well, I know that Ellie Stokes has the chance to face me for this championship.
{He holds up the FAW Showcase Championship belt.}
Noah Nakamura: But I welcome any challenge that Ana Valentine lays in front of me.
{Lilah nods and looks at the camera again before back to Noah.}
Lilah Wood: Okay well, you’re like, so boring so unless you have anything you wanna add, that’s probably enough for the fans… I know it’s enough for me!
{Noah smirks.}
Noah Nakamura: Just wanted to wish you good luck training with Tyson Gregory… I’m sure he’s watching this closely for… Training purposes.
{Lilah sneers at Noah before plastering on a fake smile and nodding her head quickly.]
Lilah Wood: Okay, Awesome! Thanks for joining me and stuff.
{She keeps the fake smile on her face as the screen fades out to black.}
Handicap Match:
Dropkicks & Donuts v Sean Callaghan
Kelly Humphries: Next up we have the debuting team of Dropkicks and Donuts taking on Sean Callaghan in another almost punishment match from Ana Valentine.
Aaron Bass: I don't mind it because you know those donuts have been doing Kendall right, get booty 6 out of ten.
Kelly Humphries: Can we focus on the match please?
Aaron Bass: Sean started things out with Ryan in the ring and it wasn't too long before the skills of Conners came into play.
Kelly Humphries: That's right, Conners using his years of experience to his advantage as he worked quick tags with Kendall and had some back focused attacks to Sean.
Aaron Bass: They don't call him the backbreak kid for nothing, Kelly!
Kelly Humphries: But just when Sean seemed down he was able to get back into it when Kendall missed a key senton splash. Sean then took his time using his ametuer wrestling background to keep Kendall down and away from the Dropkicks and Donuts corner.
Aaron Bass: Seany boy living out my personal fantasy of being the sprinkles on that delicious Kendall Johnson donut!
Kelly Humphries: Personal fantasy aside, Sean looked impressive once he singled out Kendall. He was able to grind things out and had a near fall with a picture perfect German suplex.
Aaron Bass: I was impressed Kendall was that flexible.
Kelly Humphries: But one faint enzaguri from Kendall was enough to give her space and tag in Ryan with a fresh tag. Conners was then able to use his freshness in the match to impose his technical skills on Sean Callaghan. Conners connected with a double knee back cracker.
Aaron Bass: Only to tag in Kendall and allow her to hit a Dunkin Donut splash from the top for the win.
Kelly Humphries: Impressive debut win for Dropkicks and Donuts.
Aaron Bass: I might need a cold shower after that one.
SEGMENT:
{The cameras cut backstage to a sparse hallway with white brick walls serving as the backdrop as Kelly Humphries smiles at the camera lens with a microphone in the palm of her hand.}
Kelly Humphries: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with a very special guest tonight.
{As the camera zoomed out slowly, it was obvious that Kelly wasn't standing in that hallway alone. With her arms crossed and an ICON baseball cap clamped over her messy shoulder-length blonde hair, the guest watched as Kelly kept the introduction going.}
Kelly Humphries: As you can plainly see, #FSociety Wrestling's resident interviewer, Cass Baumer, is here with us.
{Cass fixed the wrinkles on her black leather jacket, keeping it unzipped as a simple yellow FAW t-shirt peeked through.}
Kelly Humphries: Care to tell us a little bit about yourself, Ms. Baumer?
{The blonde sharply smirked at the thought.}
Cass Baumer: First of all, I don't just do interviews. As you can see...
{She playfully tipped her baseball cap with her fingers clasping the brim.}
Cass Baumer: I'm a woman with many hats, Kells. Literally and figuratively: Broadcast journalist, reporter, publicist, freelance social media promoter, actress, drummer, friend, confidant, and once upon a time, a wrestler.
{Maticulously adjusting her belt buckle while she spoke, her eyes looked directly into the camera now.}
Cass Baumer: Behind it all, I'm a wrestling fan at heart with tremendous admiration for every single wrestler out there that fights n that ring week after week. They put their body on the line for this sport, and behind all the bravado and the grandstanding, that's easy to forget.
{Kelly nodded in response, moving the microphone back to her lips momentarily.}
Kelly Humphries: Care to tell us why you asked for this interview?
{The social media extraordinaire just laughed.}
Cass Baumer: Contrary to popular belief, I'm not here as a fan. Honest truth? I came to FAW, #FSociety's sister federation across the way, to reveal some breaking news that everyone watching is going to wanna hear.
{Looking directly into the camera with dark blue eyes, she smirked again.}
Cass Baumer: FAW management and I had a lengthy discussion before the show. Given my residence in Las Vegas, and after a negotiation process, it turns out that I work here now!
{Kelly looked pretty surprised.}
Cas Baumer: And here's another piece of breaking news I've gathered from our discussion: They've been listening to Ash Scion's pleas for someone new to make their presence known in the hardcore division. They've been hearing her claim that it's been a division of one. They've heard her say that nobody on the roster right now can even come close to being a challenge. Can you even argue with that? You've seen what she's done tonight, right?
{She took a breath.}
Cass Baumer: The reason why I'm here tonight is to report that they have someone lined up in the wings to fight Ash Scion for the hardcore championship, Kelly. Any ideas?
Kelly Humphries: No, I—
Cass Baumer: At the next upcoming PPV, Ides of March, Ash Scion finally gets some real competition for the FAW Hardcore Championship!
{Cass shrugged her shoulders with a nonchalant smile stretched across her face.}
Cass Baumer: Me.
{The newest wrestler to join the FAW roster passes the microphone back at Kelly Humphries before walking down the hallway to enjoy the rest of the show.}
Handicap Match:
Cause & Effect v Liam Callaghan
Kelly Humphries: Ash Scion is definitely getting a response to her call out, with two stars already calling her out tonight.
Aaron Bass: And that is EXACTLY what Scion was hoping for, FAW is definitely bringing the fight to her, just as she asked.
Kelly Humphries: And up next is one of the most hotly anticipated matches; Liam is looking for some retribution after all of the stunts these Laroux boys have pulled and who can blame him?
Aaron Bass: Hey, if you can’t handle the heat… Paz has run her mouth enough times and got what she deserved - Ana has publicly commended Cause and Effect for their actions and backs them as HER Champions, if it’s good enough for Ana, then it should be good enough for you too Kelly!!
Kelly Humphries: Ugh, Kiss ass!
Aaron Bass: I just respect the woman who signs my checks, you should learn to do the same!
Kelly Humphries: Sure… On to the match where Xavier was insistent to kick this match off. He and Liam locked up and after some back and forth, Liam was able to take the upperhand! Taking Xavier to the mat with a spear, landing a few hard rights before rolling back up to his feet, followed by Xavier.
Aaron Bass: The pair shared a healthy back and forth trading blow for blow, until Gabe rushes in the ring and levels Liam from behind.
Kelly Humphries: Leading to both members of Cause and Effect to stomp away on the downed Liam. The official finally gets Gabe out of the ring but Xavier keeps the pressure on Liam with a big shoulder breaker. Xavier hits the ropes and drives a basement dropkick to the ribs of younger Callaghan.
Aaron Bass: But the good old Larouxs Boys were not done there as Gabe tagged in and drives Liam down with a belly to belly suplex then rains down a series of knee drops to the chest and head of Liam. How can you not love watching that?
Kelly Humphries: Gabe seemed to be in control until he got a little too cocky and repeatedly slapped Liam on the base and back of the head and that sparked Liam back into this match.
Aaron Bass: The kid is from South Boston that's probably how his dad woke him up to go to school since kindergarten.
Kelly Humphries: Liam then double leg takedowns Gabe and nails hammer fists to the skull. He then charges across the ring and crashes into Xavier, knocking him off the ring apron.
Aaron Bass: Liam gets a head of steam before charging through the ropes taking Xavier out with a suicide dive!
Kelly Humphries: Liam keeps the pace going as he slides back into the ring and catches Gabe still trying to regain his composure. Liam is able to hook Gabe and drop him with a spin out powerbomb!
Aaron Bass: But the Callaghan runt can only get a two count! Gave proving to be difficult to put away...
Kelly Humphries: And that's when Liam slid out of the ring, grabbing Gabe’s own title belt from a production assistant and sliding back into the ring, he began to stalk Gabe, laying him out flat with the belt to the face! And the official called for the bell, disqualifying Liam!
Aaron Bass: And then with a sign of ultimate disrespect, Liam mounted Gabe much the same way Gabe did Paz previously and ground the face of the belt into Gabe’s face, smearing a little blood along with it!
Kelly Humphries: And there we have it, Liam Callaghan loses to Cause & Effect via Disqualification, but with retribution handed out.. Who were the real losers in this match?
INTERVIEW:
Lilah Wood Interviews Fucking Awesome Champion: Julian Savell
{The cameras cut to a small soundstage, FAW merchandise lines the wall behind the FAW interviewer, Lilah Wood. Dressed in a pair of well faded blue jeans and a white tee with the FAW logo emblazoned across the chest, her long blonde hair hangs loose down her shoulders. She rolls the mic across her palms before pulling gently at her bottom lip, chewing on her thumb in her signature way as she awaits the arrival of the Fucking Awesome Champion. Julian Savell then walks into view and he's wearing a white fur coat, black boots and a black pair of trunks with his Fucking Awesome Championship strapped across his waist. He looks at Lilah up and down with a grin on his face.}
Julian Savell: Well hello there.
{Lilah smiles at Julian and lets go of her lip, arching her brow her tone is playful.}
Lilah Wood: Hello is right, keep me waiting why don't you, gosh Jules you're so rude!
{He smiles and shrugs.}
Julian Savell: Hasn't anyone taught you that great things come to those who wait?
{He holds his hands out with a smirk.}
Julian Savell: And here I am… The greatest thing you'll ever lay eyes on.
{She rolls her eyes with a laugh, biting her bottom lip for a moment.}
Lilah Wood: Uh huh… Suuuure, so tell me, greatest thing I'll ever lay eyes on, how does it feel to know that tonight, you're basically just Ana Valentine’s whipping boy?
{She smirks slightly as she tilts her head inquisitively.}
Julian Savell: Whipping boy? Please. I'm her champion and as her champion, she books me against folks who need to be taught a lesson. As much as I like Paz, she opened her big mouth and got herself into this match. So whatever happens to her tonight is on her, not me. But if Ana needs some real whipping later, she knows where to find me.
{He winks at the camera. She frowns slightly and shakes her head.}
Lilah Wood: Uh, but didn't you blame Ally Morrow and the Callaghans for this match just a spot ago? Come one Jules, you're slipping, you have to know I'm all up on your social media boo!
{She laughs slightly and shakes her head.}
Lilah Wood: But for real, how does it feel going into this match? For whatever reason I don't understand, you like Paz and this match is pretty much set up for her to get a well earned ass whooping!
{He shrugs his shoulders.}
Julian Savell: I blame them but I also blame her. As for liking Paz… No comment.
{He rolls his eyes.}
Julian Savell: I'll beat her tonight in a normal fashion. But I won't put the beating on her. I'm not going to try and ‘teach’ her a lesson like Ana wants. I'm just going to give her an L.
{Lilah fakes a yawn and leans back in her seat with a sigh.}
Lilah Wood: Wow, no lie, you're almost as boring as Noah tonight… Here I was all amped up for a challenge and you're kinda… flaccid.
{She half shrugs with a turn up of her nose.}
Lilah Wood: Since you want to be all politically correct about Paz, let's talk about something else… Like, that JD interview where the former IPW Champion basically called you a little bitch….
{He returns her yawn with one of his own after her last question.}
Julian Savell: How about we keep the questions about competitors that are actually signed here in Fucking Awesome? Because I'm not going to waste my breath on someone who doesn't want to be involved here. So go ahead, ask about Ash Scion, Noah, Maravilla, Ellie Stokes, Cause & Effect or the Boston brats… But leave your questions for outside fucks out of it. I don't even want to hear about that cunt Aidan Collins. I already beat him here and now he doesn't matter here. All I care about is the now. And right now? All that matters is Fucking Awesome.
{She laughs slightly and shakes her head.}
Lilah Wood: Wow, sore spot much?
{Lilah licks her lips with a sigh and stretches out, taking her time before asking her next question, arching her back into the stretch before meeting Julian’s eyes.}
Lilah Wood: Fine, you want some questions that are relevant to FAW? How’s this… You’re the Fucking Awesome Champion, supposedly the face of the company, the big kahuna… Yet all anyone has been talking about for the last two weeks is those Boston cry babies and Cause & Effect, how's that feel?
{He scoffs and rolls his eyes before unstrapping his Fucking Awesome Championship from his waist and holding it up.}
Julian Savell: People can talk all they want but at the end of the day, I'm still the top guy here. I'm still the guy who successfully defended his championship two shows in a row and if Ana didn't feel like punishing Paz this week, I gladly would've made it three shows in a row. I'm a fucking fighting champion and I'm what makes this place tick. So go ahead and talk about the teeny poppers and the drunks in the tag division… Because at the end of the day, the only thing that matters is the God of Fucking Awesome… Me!
{Lilah leans in a little closer with a quick smirk.}
Lilah Wood: And you think you rep that title deservingly? Basically fucking your girlfriend in your promos just to up the views? I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't doubt that no one was complaining about seeing you in ALL your glory, but even you gotta admit, that was pretty cheap…
{She half covers her mouth with a laugh.}
Lilah Wood: And I mean the act, not your girl.
{He casually shrugs.}
Julian Savell: I do what I want, when I want. People wanted to bring up my personal life, so I gave you all a glimpse of my personal life. As for Keely, she makes sure that I'm never flaccid… Unlike a certain interviewer.
{He grins as he throws his belt over his shoulder. She pouts at him and outs on a sad tone.}
Lilah Wood: Oh I'm sorry Jules, am I not exciting you? Would you prefer if I took off my jeans and jumped up and down for you? Sorry, guess having to work for attention isn't something you're so good at… Best leave the attention grabbing to me huh?
{She laughs softly and leans in closer again.}
Lilah Wood: If you wanna walk off like Liam did I promise not to look at your Brolly…
{He looks into her eyes and leans in as well, hovering over her.}
Julian Savell: I'll walk away when you decide the interview is over, babe. As for your promise, don't make promises that you can’t keep.
{She laughs and rolls her eyes at him, biting her bottom lip.}
Lilah Wood: Oh, don't you wish I would…
{She smirks a little before leaning back, rolling the mic across her palms slowly before shaking her head.}
Lilah Wood: Okay, so, last question… I promise! If Paz beatsts you tonight, she goes on to face you at aides for your Championship, do you think she could be the one to take it from you?
{He laughs loudly and shakes his head.}
Julian Savell: No. Nobody will take this title from me, especially a child. I'm the champion now and forever… No matter what!
{She smiles and turns back to facing him with a smirk.}
Lilah Wood: Okay.. You leave now!
{She sticks her tongue out at him with a quick laugh.}
Julian Savell: Try not to break that little promise of yours.
{He gives her a wink of his own before turning and slowly walking away. She pretends to look with a laugh before shaking her head and nodding for them to cut back to the studio.}
Main Event:
Handicap Match
Guest Ref: Robb Hardy
Julian Savell & Noah Nakamura v Paz Guevara
Kelly Humphries: A slight change to the main event tonight was Robb Hardy replacing Ana Valentine as the official in this match, the change came of course, with the announcement that Ana and Robb are expecting twin boys!
Aaron Bass: Ana is apparently now 16 weeks pregnant and the pregnancy was discovered during a routine check after the clown attack a few weeks ago - that only makes Chris Nights presence in this company more harrowing, as he has shown no remorse since the news hit.
{The screen jumps to life to show Rob Hardy walking towards the ring with a referee shirt on, as he gets about halfway, his music is cut and he pauses, turning to face the ramp as the crowd erupts into a mix of cheers and boos, standing at the top of the ramp is Chris Night, also wearing a referee shirt! He holds a mic in his hand as he shakes his head.}
Chris Night: Where do you think you’re going Robb?
{Robb starts to walk back towards Chris who laughs, still shaking his head.}
Chris Night: As an INVESTOR in this company, I am speaking on behalf of the boards best interests, you have proven that you cannot be entrusted in this role… Last time you were permitted to officiate a match, you personally attacked one of the competitors and repeatedly made bad calls!
{Robb steps up to Chris now and the pair arrange some angry words as the crowd pops at the confrontation.}
Chris Night: Get backstage with your preggers bitch and let me handle things…
{For a moment, Hardy looks as though he is going to swing for Chris, but instead he shoulder checks him as he passes him, before Night continues down to the ring to officiate the match.}
Kelly Humphries: Night with some strong words for Robb, before getting into the ring and reminding them all of the rules, Paz stood toe to toe with Savell, insisting he be the one to start the match with her.
Aaron Bass: An impressive start for Guevara, who looked to try and take the lead early on with a short arm clothesline, but it barely moved Savell who simply turned with a shoulder dropped to her chest, knocking the win clean out of her and forcing her to take a knee.
Kelly Humphries: But there was some obvious hold back from Savell, as he stepped back and allowed Paz some breathing room, Chris laughed, mocking Julian and yelling at him to get on with it. Distracted he didn’t see Paz coming for the knee, with a baseball slide to it she took Julian down to one knee, before popping up with a hard shoulder to his jaw, certainly not pulling any punched.
Aaron Bass: And with that, she went for an early pin and an exceptionally fast count offered her two before Julian kicked out with a push, throwing Paz across the ring before getting to his feet and arguing with Night, who held up two fingers with a laugh.
Kelly Humphries: And that’s when Julian made the smart decision to tag in Nakamura, not wanting to let his temper best him. As Noah got into the ring, Chris stepped up to him and the two men took a moment to stare each other down before Paz found her feet and pushed between them, telling Nakamura to focus on her.
Aaron Bass: With a quick nod he and Paz locked up, Noah bearing down on her and with a kick to the back of her knee he stole the upper hand, running the ropes into a double foot stomp to the spine of the sitting Guevara, who grabbed her back and rolled across the ring.
Kelly Humphries: Nakamura pulled Paz into a snap suplex! Hooking the leg for the pin, but there was no count! Nakamura sat up and looked around to see Chris arguing with Julian on at the corner, slapping the mat, Noah got to his feet and walked over, turning Chris around and asking him to count.
Aaron Bass: And Noah barely managed a single count…
Kelly Humphries: An incredibly slow count!
Aaron Bass: Well, that is a matter of opinion Kelly!
Kelly Humphries: You’re an idiot.
Aaron Bass: No need for petty name calling!
Kelly Humphries: Whatever… Anyway; with sheer frustration Noah rolled up to his feet and climbed the turnbuckle, looking for a shooting star press, but Paz got her knees up, bearing most of the impact to his stomach and chest. With them both lying out, Noah began to crawl towards the corner, but Chris Night stepped in his way!
Aaron Bass: Oh, now you’re just being ridiculous! Noah should have had better ring awareness but instead pulled himself up on Night, who promptly pushed him away and into the waiting arms of Guevara who took him to the mat with a sitout slam!
Kelly Humphries: And she went for the pin, a quick count reaching two before Julian broke up the count, much to Night’s displeasure who instructed him to get out of the ring; Noah wasn’t far behind though and made the tag, Julian storming the ring and taking Paz’s head off with a lariat!
Aaron Bass: But before Savell could go for the pin, Night was telling him to back off, forcing him into the corner and bending down to check on Paz, who pushed him away, clearly not appreciating the good job Chris was doing checking on her!
Kelly Humphries: UGH! Guevara is better than the dirt tactics and she knew it - pushing Night away before finding her feet and taking it to Savell with hard, closed fist punches, forcing him to back into the ropes, but after taking a few hard shots, Savell shoved her clear onto her ass, yelling at her to back off and fight clean.
Aaron Bass: Paz shook her head, getting back to her feet and stepping up to Savell, the pair stared one another down and were distracted by their shows of dominance; Julian’s attention eventually being pulled as out of nowhere, Chris Night superkicked Noah Nakamura off the apron and to the outside!!!!
Kelly Humphries: Savell turned to check on Nakamura, the distraction enough for Paz to nail Savell with the Love Tap out of nowhere!! Then she rolled Savell backwards and Night hit the mat, making a three count that was undeniably quick!
Aaron Bass: And as the bell was rung, Paz was quick to scramble from the ring, as she reached the outside, she threw her hands up in celebration, the excitement of her win and knowing what that means etched all over her face!!
Kelly Humphries: But the action doesn't end there as Chris Night starts to leave the ring side area, Noah Nakamura blindsides Night and levels him with a running forearm.
Aaron Bass: That's not all as Nakamura lifts up Night and running powerbombs Night, cracking the protective barrier between ringside and the fans!
Kelly Humphries: You have to believe that Chris Night is going to have something to say about this once he recovers, such a nasty crash at the hands of Nakamura.
Aaron Bass: I didn't think he had it in him!
Kelly Humphries: Remember what he said earlier to Lilah Wood, you can only push him so far and Night did that tonight.