Post by Ana Valentine on Jan 31, 2017 17:07:58 GMT
LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS NEVADA
Fucking Awesome Wrestling Presents:
FUCKING AWESOME MONDAY NIGHTS
Kimberly Humphries: Hello and welcome to another edition of Fucking Awesome Monday Nights!
Aaron Bass: And out in the crowd tonight we have a menagerie of guests; including Mo Singh representing the ECWF brand and their Champion Aidan Collins, who takes on our own Julian Savell for the Fucking Awesome Championship…
Kimberly Humphries: He may be your Champion but he is NOT mine… Chris Night is also here, sitting right in the front row to keep an eye on the action. The rumors from last show have been confirmed and Chris Night has indeed purchased the floating shares in FAW, what does that mean for the company as a whole?
Aaron Bass: Well, Ana still has the controlling share and after Chris’ violent attacks on both herself and Robb Hardy, it’s hard to believe she is going to be willing to sway any decisions his way.
Kimberly Humphries: And moving on to our first match of the night; we can confirm that Justin Seville has not made it to the arena, there has been no sign of him for several days…
Aaron Bass: You have to wonder if Justin took the offer on the table and, of he did, he’s a smart man… Maravilla is on a path to prove himself after a rough couple of shows and I wouldn’t like to be on the receiving end of that, here tonight.
Singles Match
Maravilla De Oro v The Robot
Kimberly Humphries: And Maravilla did exactly that with this match, getting out in front early and easily bouncing the ‘Robot’ around the ring despite his clunky and awkward ring gear.
Aaron Bass: Maravilla showed off his ring techniques; throwing Robot all around the ring with little to no effort, backing him into the corner with some echoing chops, staying atop of the robot the whole time, bouncing him back and forth off the ring ropes into clothes lines, sit out slams and various other power moves we were all a little shocked to learn he was capable of.
Kimberly Humphries: And Maravilla made quick work of The Robot, hitting him with The Gold Mine before rolling him up for the three count.
Singles Match
Liam Callaghan v Roman King
Aaron Bass: Next up we’ve got Liam Callaghan making his singles debut in Fuckin’ Awesome Wrestling against Roman King.
Kimberly Humphries: Roman is making his official in ring debut here tonight. He had a tough life growing up in the streets of Vegas... Losing his mother to a drug overdose.
Aaron Bass: Waaa, waaa, waaa! I don’t care what happened to his mom or how rough his life was! Liam had a rough upbringing in South Boston as well. Shit happens! Let’s see who’s the best wrestler.
Kimberly Humphries: Wow, I guess that’s one way to put it. The referee is calling for the bell.
DING! DING! DING!
{The two men equal in size meet in the ring for a collar and elbow lockup. Liam begins to gain an upper hand when Roman thumbs him in the eye. Liam stumbles back holding his eye and when Roman goes to charge, the referee cuts him off and begins to tell him to watch his step.}
Aaron Bass: A cheap move by Roman King, which honestly doesn’t surprise me.
Kimberly Humphries: Liam didn’t see that coming and I’m surprised the referee hasn’t disqualified Roman for that.
Aaron Bass: Didn’t see that coming? You’re so disrespectful, Kimberly! Liam could be blinded by that thumb to the eye!
{The referee moves out of the way and Roman charges at Liam, going for a clothesline but Liam ducks it. Roman turns around and Liam nails Roman with a European uppercut. Roman stumbles back and Liam hits him with another that’s followed by a third that causes Roman to drop to the ground.}
Aaron Bass: Liam is showing some power with those European uppercuts!
Kimberly Humphries: I’m pretty sure that Roman King pissed him off. One thing you don’t want to do is piss someone off from South Boston.
Aaron Bass: That’s for sure! People from Boston are crazy enough! The folks from South Boston are even worse!
{Liam picks Roman up off of the mat and goes to whip him into the ropes but Roman counters with a knee to the gut. Roman whips Liam to the ropes and Liam springboards off of them, nailing a spinning European uppercut.}
Aaron Bass: What focus by the young Callaghan!
{Roman quickly gets up to his feet and charges Liam and Liam goes to clothesline Roman but he ducks under it. Roman bounces off of the ropes and as he meets Liam, Liam grabs him and lifts him in the air, nailing the Irish Curse Backbreaker.}
Kimberly Humphries: Celtic Breaker!
Aaron Humphries: That could end it but Liam isn’t going for the pin quite yet.
{Liam picks Roman up by his back before picking him up and nailing a muscular bomb, which is a half nelson lifted and dropped into a wheelbarrow driver pin.}
Aaron Humphries: BEANTOWN PLUNGE!
Kimberly Humphries: OH MY GOD! I THINK HE BROKE ROMAN’S NECK!
{The referee begins the count for the cover. 1...2…3!!! The referee calls for the bell and “Stressed Out” by Our Last Night blares over the PA system. Liam stands up tall with a grin on his face as the referee raises his hand in victory.}
Aaron Humphries: I think Liam just showed Cause and Effect what he’s really all about.
Kimberly Humphries: This was definitely a good step along the way in getting another shot at those belts.
INTERVIEW: With Liam Callaghan.
{The cameras cut to a small soundstage, FAW merchandise lines the wall behind newly appointed FAW interviewer, Lilah Wood. Dressed in a very fitted black dress with gold trim, her long blonde hair perfectly styled. She rolls the mic across her palms and bites her bottom lip as she awaits her first interviewee. Walking up to the soundstage is Liam Callaghan, who is still in his wrestling gear from his match earlier. Liam flashes Lilah a smile as he stands next to her. Lilah half smiles before wrinkling up her nose slightly as she looks him up and down.)
Lilah Wood: Ew, Liam, you couldn't shower first?!
{Liam’s nose curls as he looks offended with that being Lilah’s first reaction.}
Liam Callaghan: Wow, that’s how you’re going to start your career as an interviewer? With that question? Seriously?
{She shrugs and drops her hand to her hips.}
Lilah Wood: That's really how you want to look for your first interview with the company? It's seriously so fucking grody….
{He scoffs and rolls his eyes.}
Liam Callaghan: Seriously? That match lasted like two minutes and I barely broke a sweat. Get over yourself and ask some legit questions.
{She rolls her eyes in response before finally holding the microphone properly but giving Liam serious side eye.}
Lilah Wood: Fine… How does it feel knowing your girlfriend is going to get her ass kicked and there's nothing you can do about it?
{Liam glares at her while shaking his head.}
Liam Callaghan: Honestly? The match is bullshit. Paz shouldn’t have to be out there with those kind of weapons against a careless idiot like Gabriel. So how do I feel? I’m fucking mad. But you know what? Paz is resilient and resourceful… So I know that one way or another, she’ll come through alright.
Lilah Wood: Anyone ever tell you that you're like, super whiny?
{She holds up a hand and laughs.}
Lilah Wood: That wasn't a question, of course they have! Anyway… How did it feel to have Championship Gold slip through your fingers? Especially after you talked SO much trash to Cause & Effect?
{Liam responds in a voice that’s mocking Lilah.}
Liam Callaghan: Has anyone told you that you’re like, super annoying?
{He in turn holds his hand up and laughs.}
Liam Callaghan: Of course they have! And as for Cause & Effect, the titles might’ve slipped through my hand for now but that doesn’t mean that I’m giving up. I’m going to do whatever it takes to get another shot to take Xavier and Gabriel down and take those titles away from them.
{Lilah wrinkles her nose up with a scoff and rolls her eyes.}
Lilah Wood: Wow, way to look like a bitch… And how does that feel, Liam? Knowing that just two matches in people are already putting you behind Paz, not next to her as an equal?
{Liam laughs and shrugs his shoulders.}
Liam Callaghan: People? Like The Laroux brothers? Pretty sure they flipped the script on that if you watched Gabe’s promos this week. As for the other person who said it, it was Ally. Funny that you would say the same thing as your cousin. Anything else you steal from your cousin since you can’t come up with an original thought yourself?
{Lilah smirks and turns to face him slightly with a sigh.}
Lilah Wood: I'm sorry, it looks like I've offended you somehow when all I'm doing is asking you questions, here, let's try another; where do you see your FAW career progressing to?
{Before he can answer Lilah pulls the mic away with a shrug.}
Lilah Wood: Ooopsie, nobody cares about that! But you know what they do wanna know?
{Lilah takes a step forward towards Liam and grins.}
Lilah Wood: How did it feel to sit back and watch Gabe grind that belt into your dear little girlfriends face? Your hands tied… Completely helpless as he made her his bitch for the whole world to see?
{Liam looks away and slightly shakes his head, letting out a sigh. He then looks back up at Lilah and speaks into the mic.}
Liam Callaghan: You’re literally a waste of space and completely unprofessional. Ally should’ve left you wherever she brought you here from.
{He slaps the mic out of Lilah’s hands before shouting loud enough for the camera to pick up.}
Liam Callaghan: We’re done here!
{He then brushes past Lilah and walks away. Lilah watches him walk away with a small laugh, before turning to the camera with a shrug.}
Singles Match
Ellie Stokes v Xavier Laroux
Kimberly Humphries: Well, Lilah has certainly kicked off her career here with a bang… what an impression to make…
Aaron Bass: I love that girl, she’s going places, mark my words!
Kimberly Humphries: Sure, like the unemployment line… Now, onwards to the next match of the night; singles competition between Ellie Stokes and one half of the Fucking Awesome Tag Champs, Xavier Laroux!
Aaron Bass: Laroux took the early lead in the match, barreling Ellie into the corner and keeping her there with a few hard shots before turning and slamming his boot into her throat, holding it there for the full count and choking Stokes pretty aggressively.
Kimberly Humphries: Every time Xavier is in the ring, he sends a message and tonight was no different.. After being forced to back off and let Ellie out of the corner he near immediately drew her back in with a hard shoulder to the gut that hung her up on the ring post.
Aaron Bass: This week was a hard lesson for Ellie, her lack of ring awareness really betraying her, as a counter to Xavier with her knees up, left her momentarily caught up in the ropes and she was unable to capitalize on a moment to possibly sway the match back her way.
Kimberly Humphries: But, Stokes did show her heart, not giving up and getting to her feet, she bounced off the ropes and double ducked a couple of clotheslines thrown out by Xavier, taking him down with a swinging neckbreaker, but her landing was a little off her elbow bouncing at a weird angle.
Aaron Bass: Ever the opportunist, Xavier noted the elbow and quick to his feet immediately took his boot to it a few times over before locking in an arm bar, round and up Ellie’s back as he wrenched that same elbow back and Stokes face became a picture of agony.
Kimberly Humphries: But still she wouldn’t say die, managing to grab the ropes and forcing Laroux to break the hold.
Aaron Bass: Ellie used her weight to bring her boot to the back of Xavier’s knee, following the strike up with a pop up bulldog and driving him into the mat, finally getting some momentum in the match she pulled Laroux up and bounced him off the ropes into a short arm clothesline. However, this time Xavier was immediately back to his feet.
Kimberly Humphries: Unable to really find her feet in this match, it was all over pretty quickly for Stokes from there, with Laroux hitting her with The Addiction before rolling her up for the three count.
SEGMENT:
{Maravilla de Oro is backstage after his match, with his bodyguard Daisuke and The Lady Jillian standing behind him.}
Maravilla: I told everyone… that people like myself take things into their own hands and control their destiny. Tonight was a glaring example that I can conquer any scenario thrown my way. There is nothing that can stop me. No matter the amount of disrespect thrown my way… I will find a way to overcome. I will show the quality I possess. I will succeed.
{Maravilla puts his hand out and it is quickly grasped by The Lady Jillian. She smiles as she stands closer to the much smaller man beside her.}
Maravilla: For the last month, every attempt to frustrate and disrupt my progress was made. But here I stand as a conqueror. Here I stand as a victor. Here I stand as a man who will take what he wants. And here is what I want. It doesn’t need to be right away. It doesn’t have to have any special stipulations added to it. Matter of fact, I would prefer the elimination of said stipulations. What I want is very simple. I want a one on one match with Ellie Stokes. She stole from me two weeks ago. She had no business in that match and she stole a victory out of my hands. I want that match back. So when the time is right… one on one… I want to put her back in her place.
{Maravilla starts to turn away, but then looks back to the camera. He puts his free hand in the air and points a finger up to declare a final point.}
Maravilla: And then… that only naturally leads me to the next man that stole from me. Eventually… I will get Julian Savell. And I will get him one on one. When I do… trust… that The Golden Wonder… will be the Golden Champion of F.A.W.
{With those final words, he turns away from the camera and the scene cuts.}
Grudge Match - No DQ
(Partners are Banned from Ringside)
Paz Guevara v Gabriel Laroux
Aaron Bass: Maravilla definitely means business and this could very well be his time.
Kimberly Humphries: Calling out the #1 contender for the Fucking Showcase Championship; whom he apparently blames for his current spot in FAW… That’s a money match right there Aaron.
Aaron Bass: Speaking of money matches, here comes my match of the night!
Kimberly Humphries: Our next match continues a grudge that started when Gabriel Laroux purposely and unapologetically ground his Tag Title belt into the face of Paz Guevara during a recent defense.
Aaron Bass: Laroux made it clear, priority number one was going home with the gold and he and his brother Xavier did just that, much to the chagrin of Paz and her boyfriend slash tag partner Liam Callaghan.
Kimberly Humphries: It should be noted that while this grudge match was contested under a no DQ stipulation, Ana Valentine did ban both Xavier Laroux and Liam Callaghan from ringside.
Aaron Bass: Did the bad blood boil over? Did their respective tag partners remain in the back? Let’s find out!
Kimberly Humphries: This one started in the ring with a conventional tilt throughout the early going.
Aaron Bass: Paz used her speed and smarts to remain one step ahead of Gabriel who sought to ground the high flying Guevara and take advantage of the no DQ stipulation.
Kimberly Humphries: Eventually Gabriel was able to level the playing field, catching Paz with a double axe handle to the gut as she dove off the top rope.
Aaron Bass: With Guevara grounded Laroux began to systematically dissect his opponent with a vicious and brutal assault.
Kimberly Humphries: Laroux paraded around the ring, mocking the crowd and calling out for Paz’s supposed back up but no one showed.
Aaron Bass: After working Guevara over The Antagonist seated himself on the top turnbuckle and scooped the significantly smaller Guevara up before driving her to the canvas like a ragdoll with a gutwrench power bomb.
Kimberly Humphries: As Guevara lay motionless Gabriel rolled from the ring and retrieved two chairs. He gently lifted Paz’s head and slid one chair underneath as he stood over her with the other, raising it over his head, poised to end her career.
Aaron Bass: And that’s when the cavalry finally arrived. #FSociety superstar Ally Morrow made her way through the crowd, drawing Gabriel’s attention.
Kimberly Humphries: Ally remained on the outside though, with Gabriel daring her to come in and join the fray. But that’s not why she was there.
Aaron Bass: No it was not. As Ms. Morrow provided a rather animated distraction, Sean Callaghan… the brother of Paz’s boyfriend Liam… made his way into the ring and slid the chair out from beneath Paz’s head.
Kimberly Humphries: With a move reminiscent of the recently retired Big Papi, Sean spit on each of his hands before clapping them together. Then he wound out and swung for the fences, introducing the chair to the back of Laroux’s skull with a thunderous crack.
Aaron Bass: Timber! And down went Laroux!! Callaghan added a couple of boots for good measure before rolling from the ring and thrusting his hands in the air.
Kimberly Humphries: Which left an annoyed Ally to roll into the ring and finish the job. She woke Paz and cheered her on as she slowly and painfully crawled over to make the cover on Laroux.
Aaron Bass: Ally ordered the referee to do his job and the three count was elementary.
Kimberly Humphries: As Ally exited the ring and made her way through the crowd, Sean Callaghan rolled back into the ring and handed Paz the Tag Title belt belonging to Gabriel. A belt many think her and Liam deserved.
Aaron Bass: But Guevara was quick to shake her head and push the belt up against Sean’s waist, hinting that maybe the brothers Callaghan would soon be chasing tag team gold.
Kimberly Humphries: With her hand raised Paz Guevara walked away the victor and avenged the injustice she suffered at the hands of Gabriel Laroux.
Aaron Bass: But her victory was short lived when FAW Director Ana Valentine, had a little somethin to say.
{The screen comes to life and shows Ana making her way down to the ring, as she passes Gabriel Laroux she pauses to check on him, the mic in her hand held behind her back as she converses with him. Paz watches from the ring with her hands on her hips. A smile spreads across Gabe’s face as Ana smirks and Paz shakes her head,
Ana then continues down the ramp, she looks as though she’s going to walk up the steps to get in the ring but veers left and turns to looks Chris Night in the eyes, she stands in front of him for a long moment just staring into his eyes before she breaks into an obviously fake smile and the pair exchange a few words.
Ana then turns and climbs the steps, her music finally cuts as she gets into the ring and stands before Paz and Sean, shaking her head she regards them both for a moment before bringing the mic to her lips.}
Ana Valentine: What the FUCK was that?!
{She holds up her hand when Paz goes to open her mouth, Ana waggles a finger at her.}
Ana Valentine: No, your time is over this is MY time now. You and your… entourage have made a mockery of this ring. You wanted a chance to prove you could go toe to toe with the Larouxs, I afford you that opportunity and you drag in another street rat to fight for you.
{Sean’s expression changes as Ana refers to him as that, she turns to look at him for a moment and rolls her eyes.}
Ana Valentine: Oh calm down, the ink isn’t even dry on your contract, I can still shred it with the trash if you’d like?
{Sean shakes his head and steps off as Ana rounds back on Paz with a sneer.}
Ana Valentine: This was your chance to show everyone here tonight that you were deserving of a shot… After being unceremoniously dumped out of your tag team in favorof someone hopefully Liam has a little more chemistry with…
{Ana laughs softly as Paz begins to look angered as well, Ana waggles her finger again with a cluck of her tongue.}
Ana Valentine: Now, now… You’re in this mess because you cannot respect my rules.. Don’t make it worse for yourself..
{Paz gets up in Ana’s face and Ana steps back before turning and getting back in Paz’s face their noses almost touching as Ana snarls.}
Ana Valentine: On our next live event, Liam will get what he has been asking for when he goes on to face Xavier Laroux…
{The crowd pops and Paz smiles, backing off as she nods her head with a grin but Ana smirks and holds up a hand.}
Ana Valentine: AND Gabriel Laroux in a handicap match. As for you…
{She turns and points at Sean now.}
Ana Valentine: Your debut will be against our very own Kendall Johnson and her partner, Ryan Conners in a handicap match - Sean Callaghan versus Dropkicks and Donuts!
{The crowd begins to boo as Ana laughs, she tilts her head with raised eyebrows at Sean as if challenging him for a comment but he stands there stunned by the announcement, Ana turns back to Paz with a grin.}
Ana Valentine: And as for you, Miss Guevara, I have NOT forgotten about you… How would the fans here and at home like to see Paz Guevara, versus, Noah Nakamura?
{The crowd pops and Ana smirks as Paz looks dubious, knowing there is more coming.}
Ana Valentine: No, let's think bigger shall we? Paz Guevara… Versus Noah Nakamura...AND The Fucking Awesome Champion!
{As Ana announces the match, she then turns to stare Chris Night down from where she stands.}
Ana Valentine: You ALL need to remember one, very simple, thing… THIS is MY ring, MY company, MY home and you will either fall in line, or you will follow the way of the Mercers, because I assure you, NOBODY is too good or too big for me to throw out of that door and slam it behind them.
{The screen cuts out and the focus returns to Kimberly and Aaron.}
Champion v Champion Showcase
Noah Nakamura v Ash Scion
Aaron Bass: Strong words from our leader there and some incredible matches announced for the next show!
Kimberly Humphries: Ana is putting her foot down and taking back control of what she called her ring, much like she did in regards to the Main Event for tonight, a match that has had social media abuzz with talk from both sides.
Aaron Bass: Both men have been very vocal with their intentions for this match; bets have been placed and old wounds have been ripped open all in the name of the Fucking Awesome Championship
Kimberly Humphries: But first, another strong match where both have had plenty to say for themselves; up next is our Pre-Main Event, Champion versus Champion
Aaron Bass: And the match exploded from the get go, with Ash Scion looking to take control early with a roaring elbow to Nakamura as soon as the bell rang. But Noah was ready for her, ducking gthe elbow and taking her down to the mat hard with an elbow of his own to the back of her neck followed by a quick, stiff kick to her lower back.
Kimberly Humphries: But Scion didn’t stay down and was back up to her feet to lock up with Noah near immediately, the two pushing off one another before trading blows in the middle of the ring, much to the delight of the crowd.
Aaron Bass: Ash then bounced off the ropes, coming at Noah with a hard knee to the gut, bending him over as he clutched his midsection, setting Scion up to hit him with a lariat off the ropes as Noah straightened. Ash was back up pulling Noah in for a snap suplex, but she failed to ensare him properly and Noah instead took her down with a suplex of his own.
Kimberly Humphries: Noah then pulled Ash back up only to take her back down with a German Suplex, following it quickly up with a second and really showing his athleticism whilst staying grounded, taking the fight to Ash on her own terms.
Aaron Bass: After taking a couple of hits, Scion was able to again use the ropes to her advantage, taking Noah down to the mat with a clothesline, before slamming her boot into Nakamura’s head with a stiff punt kick that caused the audience to gasp at the impact!
Kimberly Humphries: And she wasn’t done, taking her time to line up and wait as Noah got to his feet she went for the Watch it Burn, connecting beautifully and Noah hit the mat once more, undoubtedly seeing stars for a few seconds there.
Aaron Bass: Scion went for a pin but barely got a two count, sitting back the frustration was clear on her face and Nakamura used her distraction to pull up and round Scion into a Falcons Arrow! Taking her down onto the mat and seemingly out, but Noah didn’t go for the pin, instead choosing to turn and climb the post, waiting for Scion to rouse from the impact and get to het feet!
Kimberly Humphries: But there was no hesitation with his peekaboo kick from the post that took Scion down to the mat again where Noah rolled her up for a two count of his own before she kicked out! Much to the dismay of the excited crowd.
Aaron Bass: Noah nailed a couple of hard shots to Scions head before jumping off and keeping her down with a diving double knee drop, leaving Ash prone in the middle of the ring for the Air Nakamura! Before Noah picked up the three count with a hook of the leg.
Kimberly Humphries: A great showing from both of these competitors, demonstrating for everyone watching exactly why they are both Champions.
Aaron Bass: But when it’s all said and done… Noah Nakamura showed he was top of the pile here tonight.
SEGMENT:
{The FAW Showcase Champion, Noah Nakamura is seen walking backstage after his tough but impressive win against Ash Scion. A camera crew lead by Lilah Wood are just able to catch up to him.}
Noah Nakamura: "Whoa guys, do I need keep looking around since last time you hit me up after a match I got jumped by some literal clowns."
{Noah gives a chuckle but does look over his shoulder. Lilah gives a small laugh before raising her microphone.}
Lilah Wood: "After your big win against a big name like Ash Scion, what is going through your head?"
Noah Nakamura: "Well, I want to thank Ash Scion for a hard fought match up. She truly is a fantastic wrestler and I wouldn't mind tearing the roof off the place again with her another night."
Lilah Wood: "What are your thoughts about Ana Valentines' announcement that you will be teaming with the FAW Champion against Paz Guevara in a handicap match at the next Fucking Awesome Monday Night? Do you agree with this match as a punishment for Paz?"
{Noah rubs his chin for moment before draping the FAW Showcase Championship over his shoulder.}
Noah Nakamura: "To be honest, I'd rather be getting focused on my championship defense against Ellie Stokes. Punishing wrestlers isn't what I am here for... But at the same time, I am going to do my best to entertain the fans... Even if I don't agree with the match and why it was put together."
Lilah Wood: "Any concerns about the last person who refused to compete in a handicap match, Austin Mercer, who was fired for the refusal?"
{Noah shakes his head.}
Noah Nakamura: "I'll be in the match... But only by how the rules go. I'm not someone's hired hand, Ana Valentine knows that already."
Lilah Wood: "Thank you for your time Noah, and congratulations again!"
Noah Nakamura: "Thank you Lilah and congrats on the new job."
{Noah gives a big smile before walk off down the hallway.}
Special Attraction Main Event
Fucking Awesome Championship Match
Julian Savell v Aidan Collins
Kimberly Humphries: Main event time and it’s for the F’n Awesome Championship!
Aaron Bass: It’s Fuckin’ Awesome, Kimberly! And Julian is just getting into the ring, so we’re just waiting for the referee to start this one up.
{Before the match can begin, Aidan charges Julian and tackles him to the ground. Aidan then throws punch after punch onto Julian's face. He continues with his right and left hooks and the fans are going absolutely wild. Julian reaches for his umbrella but can only get his fingertips on it as Collins continues to throw punches to his face. The referee starts to pull Collins off which gives Julian the opportunity to finally grab his umbrella which he swings at Aidan’s head, knocking him square in the dome which causes him to crumble to the side.}
Kimberly Humphries: Woah! Julian should be DQ’d for that!
Aaron Bass: DQ’d!? The match hasn’t even started yet, you idiot!
Kimberly Humphries: Oh… Yeah!
Aaron Bass: I can’t believe I have to deal with this right now.
{Julian stands up and looks down at Aidan, who’s on dream street currently, with a grin on his face. Julian turns his attention to the official and gets in the referee's face before yelling at him to start the match but the referee refuses. Julian grabs the referee by his shirt and begins to yell expletives at him. The referee finally gives in and calls for the bell for the match to begin.}
DING! DING! DING!
Kimberly Humphries: The referee started the match!? Are you serious?
Aaron Bass: Hey, the champion wants what the champion gets!
Kimberly Humphries: Julian just knocked him in the head with his steel padded umbrella though! It’s not fair!
Aaron Bass: Aidan attacked first so he gets what’s comin’ to him.
{Julian pins Aidan Collins and the referee begins the count. 1...2...KICKOUT!}
Kimberly Humphries: Collins kicks out!
Aaron Bass: That’s surprising but I’m sure this outsider isn’t going to last against our champion.
Kimberly Humphries: Hey now, Aidan Collins is the ECWF Heavyweight Champion. That’s a big deal!
Aaron Bass: If it’s not Fuckin’ Awesome then I don’t give a damn!
{Julian stands up and smirks as he watches Aidan get to his hands and knees. Julian now gets into position to pounce on Aidan and nail him with a curbstomp. Julian finally runs towards Collins and leaps in the air to nail the curbstomp but Collins moves out of the way and Julian stomps on nothing. Collins sweeps Julian’s legs before getting up and kneeling behind Julian and putting him in a Buffalo Sleeper. Julian begins to scream in agony and it looks like he has nowhere to go.}
Aaron Bass: Oh shit.
Kimberly Humphries: What a counter by Aidan Collins! It looks like he has been scouting Julian quite well. Aidan calls this The Frost Lock.
Aaron Bass: I don’t care! Julian has Aidan scouted too, which is why he’ll get out of this move somehow!
{Julian lifts his hand and is about to tap out but he shakes his head and decides not to. Julian now gets to his knees but Collins is still holding onto the Buffalo Sleeper. Julian now screams out in agony as he makes it to his feet but with Collins wraps his legs around Julian’s waist and keeps his sleeper hold in.}
Aaron Bass: This is getting boring! Julian will never tap! Just let go Aidan!
Kimberly Humphries: That makes no sense.
Aaron Bass: I stand by my previous statement.
{In a panic, Julian sprints towards the referee with Collins still locked onto him. Julian knocks into the referee, sending himself, the referee and Collins tumbling outside of the ring. All three of them are now lying on the ground outside as the fans keep going nuts.}
Kimberly Humphries: So what does this mean?
Aaron Bass: It means it's time for a commercial break! Just kidding everyone, we don’t have commercials!
{Julian now crawls to his knees and sees the referee down and Collins still on the ground as well. A devilish grin runs over Julian's face as he picks Aidan up and slides him into the ring. Julian picks up his umbrella and waits for Collins to get up. Collins stands up on his feet with his back turned to Julian and Julian puts his umbrella in-between Aidan’s crotch and thrusts it up into his balls. Aidan grabs onto his crotch with a look of pain coming over his face. Julian then opens up the umbrella while it’s still propped between Aidan’s legs and he spins it in a circle, causing the fans to go into a frenzy of cheers.}
Kimberly Humphries: Are you serious right now?
Aaron Bass: This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen! Julian is the champion of not only this company but now of my heart! I love him!
Kimberly Humphries: He needs to be DQ’d damn it!
Aaron Bass: If the referee didn’t see any of this then it doesn’t count!
{Julian continues to spin the umbrella between Aidan’s legs but Aidan finally has enough time to recover and he grabs the handle of the umbrella and pulls it away from Julian. Aidan turns with the handle in hand and he cracks Julian right in the forehead with it, knocking him out. The handle hit Julian’s head so hard that he begins to bleed and a devilish grin runs over Aidan’s face as he tosses the umbrella out of the ring.}
Kimberly Humphries: I guess Julian got what he deserved.
Aaron Bass: What? Julian was just having fun! Aidan went and made it all serious and now Julian is bleeding! Our champion is bleeding!! This is a travesty!
{Collins tosses Julian out of the ring and then rolls out himself. He picks apart the announce table before throwing Julian on top of it.}
Aaron Bass: What is this guy doing? He’s going to break out table!
Kimberly Humphries: This is dangerous!
Aaron Bass: What the hell? This is why we need Spanish announcers so that we can sacrifice their damn table! Come on Ana Valentine!
{Collins looks up at the turnbuckle with a devilish grin before sliding back into the ring. He then climbs up the turnbuckle and looks down at Julian who’s still incapacitated on the table. Collins finally leaps off, performing a Frog Splash and nailing it, sending both men through the table. The contents of the table go flying everywhere as Julian and Collins both lie down in the carnage that used to be the announce table. The fans begin to chant “Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!”}
Aaron Bass: I loved that announce table so much and now this outsider came and ruined it! Why didn’t he bring his own ECWF announce table to ruin! Why did he ruin mine?
Kimberly Humphries: Quit complaining! This is awesome!
Aaron Bass: Don’t you dare tell me to stop complaining about Sophia! She was an innocent table!!
Kimberly Humphries: You named the table?
Aaron Bass: Don’t judge me!
{The referee slowly slides back into the ring before making his way to his feet. The referee sees the men incapacitated on the outside and begins to count them out.}
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Kimberly Humphries: Collins and Julian are both unconscious. This could end in a draw!
Aaron Bass: I hope not. This war needs a winner and it needs to be the best winner this business has ever seen, Julian Savell.
Kimberly Humphries: You're so biased!
Aaron Bass: Hey! You should be too! Julian is a Fuckin’ Awesome competitor! Not Aidan!!
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{Collins begins to move but Julian is still motionless.}
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{Collins gets to him feet and slides into the ring.}
Aaron Bass: Julian is about to get counted out but at least he’ll keep his title!
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{Collins slides back out of the ring to restart the count.}
Kimberly Humphries: Looks like you spoke too soon!
Aaron Bass: Damn it! Collins is a fool! He should’ve taken his moral victory and left! Now he’s going to give Julian another shot to kill him.
Kimberly Humphries: I think continuing the fight is noble!
Aaron Bass: I think it’s stupid! It’s all stupid!
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{Collins has a sadistic look on his face as he walks over to Julian. Collins picks up Julian from the carnage of what used to be the announce table. Aidan grabs Julian by the top knot in his hair and shoves Julian as hard as he can into the steel steps, sending Julian's knees crashing into them, leaving him on the ground holding onto his knees in agony.}
Aaron Bass: The referee should disqualify Collins for this utter brutality! This is a wrestling match, not some hardcore street fight!
Kimberly Humphries: Using the announce table and parts of the ring is completely legal.
Aaron Bass: So is prostitution in Vegas but I don’t see you doing it!
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{Collins picks Julian up again and tosses him into the side railing and Julian crashes to the ground holding his back. Aidan lifts Julian again and throws him into the railing once more.}
Kimberly Humphries: He’s picking Julian apart!
Aaron Bass: I can’t handle this.
Kimberly Humphries: We’re seeing why Aidan Collins is called The Devil, he shows no mercy.
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{Collins quickly rolls into the ring and back out, stopping the count.}
Kimberly Humphries: Aidan isn’t done toying with Julian outside of the ring.
Aaron Bass: I don't know how you could use those things legally in matches, it just isn't fair.
Kimberly Humphries: Sounds like you’re whining a bit.
Aaron Bass: You’re being biased for this outsider! You’re a traitor!
Kimberly Humphries: Outsider? If Aidan wins, I’m sure he would make this his second home.
Aaron Bass: Exactly! His SECOND home. Screw that!
{Collins picks Julian up again and irish whips him into the turnbuckle post on the outside. Julian's goes crashing into it head first before falling to the ground once more, a lifeless heap. Aidan once again picks up Julian and finally rolls him into the ring. Aidan Collins now follows suit and rolls into the ring himself.}
Aaron Bass: Maybe this will finally be a wrestling match.
Kimberly Humphries: I knew coming into this that these two men were going to kill each other and right now, Collins has the upper hand.
{Collins takes a step back and watches Julian Savell on the ground struggling to get up. Aidan yells at Julian to get up but Julian is in a daze from all of the damage he took outside of the ring. Julian finally gets to his knees and Collins smiles as he is ready to pounce on the vulnerable Julian Savell. Julian now gets to his feet and turns around and Collins charges at Julian and nails him with a upperbody spear. Julian looks dead as he lies on the mat.}
Kimberly Humphries: Ice Pick! This is over! We’re going to have a new champion!
Aaron Bass: NO! He can’t be the champion! NO!
{Collins goes for the pin and the referee begins the count. 1...2…3 and as the referee counts to three, he sees Julian’s foot on the rope and waves off the call.}
Kimberly Humphries: Woah! The referee is waving off the three count as he sees Julian’s foot on the ropes.
Aaron Bass: Rope break! THANK GOD FOR ROPE BREAKS!
Kimberly Humphries: What ring awareness! But Collins think he’s won the match!
{The camera pans to Julian Savell's right foot which is placed firmly on the bottom rope. Collins gets up and raises his hands in the air but the referee goes up to Collins and tells him Julian's foot is on the ropes and then he points it out. Collins looks over and sees Julian's foot, still planted on the bottom rope, which caused the rope break. A frustrated look runs over Collins's face as he begins to scream at the referee.}
Kimberly Humphries: Aidan is not pleased.
Aaron Bass: He should keep wasting time by screaming at the referee!
{Julian eventually begins to stir and Aidan notices. Aidan steps back into the corner, waiting to pounce on Julian and hit his Ice Pick finisher again. As Julian gets to his feet, Collins charges at him and as Aidan leaps forward for another upperbody spear, Julian counters and nails a superkick square into Aidan’s jaw and the sound echoes throughout the arena. The two men then fall down onto the mat in exhausting.}
Aaron Bass: God Kick! What a move by Julian!
Kimberly Humphries: What a move Julian made in desperation!
Aaron Bass: He took Aidan’s head off with that one thanks to all the momentum Aidan had coming to him.
Kimberly Humphries: I don’t know how either of these men are going to continue this match. They look dead.
{The referee begins to count to ten.}
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Aaron Bass: This could end in a draw.
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Kimberly Humphries: Both men are starting to stir.
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Aaron Bass: Julian and Aidan are both using the ropes to help themselves up!
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{Julian and Aidan are both up on their feet and the fans are going absolutely nuts. A few seconds pass when the two men charge at each other and meet up in the ring. They begin to deliver several right punches to each other and they’re evenly matched before Collins knees Julian in the gut which causes him to bend over in pain. Collins grabs Julian and lifts him up, going for his patented Twisting Reverse STO but Julian manages to get out of it and land on his feet. Julian then leaps up and nails an enziguri to Aidan’s head which drops him to the ground.}
Kimberly Humphries: Great counters by Julian! Aidan could be in trouble.
Aaron Bass: Could be? Julian is lining him up and has an evil look in is eyes! This is it!
{As Collins gets to his hands and knees, Julian charges at him before leaping up into the air and then driving his foot down into the back of Aidan’s head which causes Aidan’s face to crash into the mat and Julian effectively hits a curb stomp.}
Aaron Bass: The Unsaved Stomp! That’s it!
Kimberly Humphries: Nobody kicks out of that!
{Julian covers Aiden and the referee begins the count. 1...2….3!!!}
DING! DING! DING!
{“Black Honey” blares over the PA system as Julian stands up and raises his hands in victory. The referee hands Julian his F’n Awesome Championship and Julian holds it over Aidan with a grin on his face.}
Aaron Bass: And still the Fuckin’ Awesome Champion… Julian Savell!
Kimberly Humphries: What a match! Aidan really brutalized Julian in this one but Julian was able to pull through in the end.
Aaron Bass: Who cares what Aidan did? Julian is the champion!
Kimberly Humphries: All I’m saying is that Julian is beaten, battered and bloodied. He might’ve won but Aidan left his mark.
{Julian then slides out of the ring and begins to walk backwards up the ramp and Aidan is now back on his feet. The two men exchange words back and forth as Julian gets to the top of the ramp and once again raises his championship up above his shoulder in victory.}