Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 3:20:39 GMT
~~The PrincessTwilightSexyFang podcast, as viewed on hotgoths.fuckyeah~~
You seem to misunderstand me, Mister Stevenson. I am often misunderstood by guileless, feckless fools such as yourself. Allow me to enlighten you.
I do not base my view of you on your internet persona.
I do not base my view of you on the words of others.
I do not base my view of you on stories or rumors of inappropriate behavior.
I do not base my view of you on gimmicks or marketing nonsense.
I base my view of you on the fact that I have a finely-tuned bullshit detector and you do not pass the sniff test.
Reality, Sir, is that you can quote scripture out of context or declare yourself the greatest all you wish. You can proclaim to the world of how you are now mysteriously a BILLIONAIRE until your face has turned that proverbial shade of blue. Sweet Mother...why stop there?!
The Great and Mighty Stevenson...the TRILLIONAIRE!
The Great and Mighty Stevenson...the QUADRILLIONAIRE!
The Great and Mighty Stevenson...the GOOGLEPLEXIONAIRE!
Is it as this point that the people on the other side of the screen laugh at Doctor Evil? When the sad doctor starts to just make up words and random sounds to cover his ineptitude?
That is where we are, Sir. You and your silliness have reached levels in which even a Bentley or a Van Peters would find themselves saying, “Woah dude...knock that shit off.” If there was ever a time in your career where you were thought of as relevant or important, ever a time in which your name carried weight, it is long passed. Much like empires of the past, your image of being scary and dangerous is fraudulent and naught but a marketing ploy by listless promoters who simply do not yet know what you truly are.
But the promoters of Fucking Awesome? Miss Valentine and Mister Hardy? They are not listless, they do not have eyes filled with stars. They are not the Nirvana’s of the world, dearie. They do not hand out title matches to those who not deserve them. Instead of being like a Nirvana, they chose to place you in front of me.
The Firestarter. The Revolution. The person they can trust to end your name.
People like to dismiss me because of my youth. I imagine even you. Oh, I am certain you will be full of blanket bullshit statements like “I take all challengers seriously” or “I don’t doubt anyone’s skills” or some such. Pathetic hippy-dippy nonsense where you try to generate heat with your persona but try hard to not cause too much. But despite my youth, I have more experience and exposure in this business than you three times over. When not living in that lap of luxury so well documented, I was traveling the world with my father to watch him dispatch child after useless child. And you are as silly as any of them, Sir: A man-child. Grown up, muscle-bound, with the emotional maturity of a five-year-old.
So by all means, spend your time wasting away on social media. Spend your time generating cheap heat with like-minded morons whilst you make jests about rape and then pass away into the Abyss with a cry of “Welp, time to retire again!” because you can no longer compete. Decry your use of Twitter to be only for promotion! Decry your intent to rarely use it! And then go hit on more women who would rather strip naked and drive their bare asses into a bed of nails than be soiled with even the thought of touching you.
Men such as you are why this business is in such an ill state. I have seen you cry about respect for the business by opponents in the Land of Orange as you fall away into another period of obscurity but miss the true joke, that bit of delicious irony: I, as a wrestler, and as the daughter of a wrestler, and as the protégé of a wrestler, and as the girlfriend of a wrestler, am embarrassed to have you in this business. The fact that people would consider you a wrestler, especially this who believe your idiotic claims of greatness, is a travesty.
Have you reasoned out the name of these promos yet?
Like the great and mighty, the terrible Oz, I shall expose the man behind the curtain. The mighty Stevenson is but a charlatan floating in a balloon living with a false face.
I am here to burn down your curtain.
Ride the flames.